When the going gets weird...

I Can Speak

English, Spanish

I Would Describe Myself As

... the weird turn pro (Art Linkletter).Trapped soul still in search of the Pearl In The Lotus, dying to get off the grid one day (inasmuch as that's remotely possible any longer).
I'm still the musician your mother warned you about, even though the horns were parked long ago.
Please don't ever request to go to Applebee's or Chipotle Grill, McDonald's or Taco Bell.Chains. Augghh!
Don't drink or smoke tobacco any longer. You, however, by all means, knock yerself out. Far be it for me to pass judgement upon such matters.
I love dogs. Mostly mine. I rescued the perfect small beast.
I cook, clean, take out the trash, don't do windows.
That's tricks in a nutshell. How about you?

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 1 (1.85 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Grey

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some University

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

drummer

I Make This Much In A Year

More Than $150,000USD

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Camping, Cooking, Dining, Family, Gardening, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Sports, Travel, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Oh, please.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Nude ice dancing.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

Not to die.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Movies, Sports, I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

I'm A Movie Actor

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Electronic, Folk, Gospel, Jazz, Latin, New age, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Music, Mystery, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Supernatural, Religious, Satire, Science, Sports

My Idea Of Fun Is

I attempt to make everything fun. Or funny.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

Anything other than that which I already did.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Doesnt Matter